Love the One You're With
“Oh no, darling,” Mrs G said to her millionaire husband, “I couldn't possibly give birth to a child. All that distortion. And I have such a beautiful tummy. The maid will have to have it instead.”
So Hiram C. Grant went off with the maid and they had three children. And the ex-Mrs Grant grew fat and grumpy till she got too old to have children and blamed her ex-husband for her loneliness.
Published in Postcard Shorts, September 22, 2011