Friday 30 March 2012

New Stories

Gypsé Eyes will feature one of my stories in their Food & Drink 
issue which will be launched somewhere in Brooklyn on April 7th. 
http://kidswithtools.com/gypseeyes/wordpress/ 


My story Attila the Bun and the Lost Paradigm will be published by Every Day Fiction sometime in the future.


My story It always happens to me in Paris has been published in Crack the Spine
http://www.crackthespine.com/ 



Thursday 22 March 2012

Kate Moss vs The Millipede

This is a startlingly true story about a clash between Kate Moss and a millipede. I know it's true because I wrote it.

This will be published in my first chapbook Kate Moss & Other Heroines, Black Scat Books November, 2012
http://blackscatbooks.com/absurdist-texts-documents-series/

The Lizard's Don Giovanni


I was having a siesta in a pension in Sevilla when a gecko came in through the window. Just as I was drifting into sleep I heard the duet of Don Giovanni and Zerlina "La ci darem la mano". I thought, My God, that gecko can't half sing, and I opened my eyes and saw the gecko looking at me, probably thinking, My God, that woman can sing two parts at the same time. Apart from my war adventures it's the only true story I've written. Although I have to admit I elaborated it a bit. 
This will be published in my first chapbook Kate Moss & Other Heroines, Black Scat Books November, 2012
http://blackscatbooks.com/absurdist-texts-documents-series/

For those who don’t know Don Giovanni here is the duet. There are more professional
performances online but I think this is charming.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blFyePzSVjA

The Tale of Pregnant Tinkerbelle

Peter Pan doesn't even get a look in.
Published in Danse Macabre, August 15, 2011
http://dmdujour.wordpress.com/2011/08/15/the-tale-of-pregnant-tinkerbelle/trackback/

Things to do on the way to the Dentist

A pleasant, if frustrating, way to avoid the dentist.
Published in The Legendary, April 20, 2011
http://www.downdirtyword.com/authors/samanthamemi.html

Samantha Memi, Spitfire Ace

The nearly true story of how I won the Battle of Britain.
Published by Every Day Fiction, December 12, 2011

http://www.everydayfiction.com/samantha-memi-spitfire-ace-by-samantha-memi/

Missing You


This is a story about the misfortunes we encounter in love and war.
Published by amphibi.us, December 5, 2011
http://amphibi.us/all/missing-you/

The Hip Chick


A favourite character of mine, but not someone I'd want to live with.
Published by the Lowestoft Chronicle, November 30, 2011
http://www.lowestoftchronicle.com/issues/issue8/samanthamemi.html

Way to Go


This is a little bit adult. I suppose you could call it necrophiliac porn.
Published in amphibi.us April 14, 2011

http://amphibi.us/all/way-to-go/

Mother knows Best


Mary stood in the street. Just another face in the crowd. It was hot and dusty, her throat was dry. Then the mob surged forward.
      ‘Jesus Jesus,’ they shouted.
      When Mary saw her son, whipped and bleeding, her heart fell.
      ‘Oh Jesus,’ she said, ‘don't tell me you're into sado-masochism.’
      ‘No mother, it was the Romans.’
      ‘Oh you poor thing. What did they do?’


The story is continued in Blue Crow Magazine - Issue 3 - April 2011, EASTER 
Available from Blue Crow

http://www.bluecrowmagazine.com/index.html
and Lulu
http://www.lulu.com/shop/various-authors/blue-crow-magazine-issue-3-april-2011/paperback/product-15654470.html  

Elinor's Socks


This story is a warning against fishing for socks from a balcony window.
It was published in Cliterature June 21, 2011.

http://cliteraturejournal.com/fantasy/samanthamemifantasy.html

After the War


This is one of my favourite stories I've written. I think because it was very easy to write.
Published in amphibi.us  June1, 2011

http://amphibi.us/all/after-the-war/

Tempting The Wicked

Obviously influenced by the great Giovanna Benedetti.Published in Every Day Fiction  May 11, 2011 
http://www.everydayfiction.com/tempting-the-wicked-by-samantha-memi/